#1.
1 girl waiting in bus stand holding a packet of SENORA.
A begger say Apa khida lagche paorutir packet ta diben?
Girl: "Kal k aisha nia jeo JELLY misie dibo"
#2.
Tarzan go 2 d jungle being naked.
all d animal laughed 2 c him. Tarzan ask
"why u r laughing at me?" Animals replied
"u r d only 1 who have a tail infront..!!"