#1.
Today I have seen u in my TV!
U don't believe that u were looking so smart.
Oh! I'll never forgot that!
But I wonder how did u come in the "National Geographic" channel...
How did u come?
#2.
A man on his wife birthday had no money,
So he sent a check written, 100 kisses.
When he return home, wife said, Thanks 4 check;
I got it & cashed by bank manager