Funny sms - Tower & Mountain

#1.
Girl's doesn't keep mobile in book pocket bcoz
network is not available in mountains &
boys keep mobile in side pocket bcoz
network is available beside a tower


#2.
Network niye Raja-Rani boroi paresan,
"Paira" diye korlo suro chithi adan-prodan.
Akdin chithi charai paira chole galo,
aina dekhe Raja saheb boroi khepe galo.
Bari fire Raja bolen "ata holo ki"
Rani bolen "ata chilo miscall" tao bojhoni.

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Funny sms: A child never saw his hips

#1.
A child never saw his hips.
One day his teacher beat him on hisbums.
He came back home & saw his hips in the mirror.
Then said : "HARAMZADA 2 TUKRA KOIRA DISE"

#2.
When the sky become dark, I remember u!
When then rain starts i remember u!
When i get wet i remember u.
Do u can tell me where's my umbrella.

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Sometimes my mind ask why i miss u?

#1.
Sometimes my mind ask why i miss u?
Why i kr 2 u? why i love u?
why i remember u? Then my heart ans,
its simple bcoz mental patient need more kr...


#2.
Some people have nice eyes,
some have a nice smile, &
some of them have a nice face
But you have all of them including a nice heart.

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tumi amar abege mise acho...

#1.
tumi amar abege mise acho,
ai montai tumi jure acho,
tumi sob kichu niye gecho, kokhon thik jani na,
isse kore khub jore boli nil akash r khola mathe.


#2.
Love is an energy, It can neither be created nor destroyed,
It just is & always will be,
Giving meaning to life & direction to goodness.

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Sukher poros dia vabi tomay...

#1.
Sukher poros dia vabi tomay, elomelo mone kotha bole jai,
ridoyer ek konay sobi ake jai.
R vabi... "KEMON ACHO TUMI"


#2.
Is a nice feeling, when u knows some 1 loves u today,
tomorrow & forever.
Some 1 miss u everyday, every time & every moments, that's me.

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Fish said to water..... That's friendship!

#1.
Fish said to water: u won't c my tears,
bcoz im in the water.
Water replied: But I can feel ur tears
bcoz u r in my heart. That's friendship.


#2.
Megher kache pabe jol,
Gacher kache pabe fol,
Pakhir kache pabe gan,
Batasher kache pabe misty ghran,
R amar kache pabe bondhutter valobasar rongin bagan.

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Wife and Husband want to die ...... Funny Sms

Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.

Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.


Source: Collect.

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